Do they really make you a slave in jail? Is it possible? I'm planning on going soon.?

Hopefully I might go to jail like in a couple of weeks cuz my dad is soo lazy and he won't take me to my comm. service thingy so yeahhh that's basically going to give me a free ride to jail since I'll be violating my probation. urgh, sucks. Anyway, so how's jail? Do they have cable? Omggggggg is there a way I can use the restroom in front of all the girls without showing anything. thankss <3333333333333333